I wanted to post something you could think about (and go Hmmm). Something that would make you chuckle. I happened to be perusing my archived blog posts and found something that made me laugh as much this time as the first time I saw it. So, here's an abbreviated repeat. Hope it make you smile again!
Random Thoughts for the Day:
1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
4. There is definitely a need for a sarcasm font.
5. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I can get out of my neighborhood.
6. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
7. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
8. Bad decisions make good stories.
9."Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this -- ever.
10. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my manuscript that I swear I did not make any changes to. 1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
4. There is definitely a need for a sarcasm font.
5. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I can get out of my neighborhood.
6. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
7. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
8. Bad decisions make good stories.
9."Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this -- ever.
11. I think the freezer deserves a light as well..
12. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?
I love these! Especially #5 and #10!
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